Peniaga KL Rugi RM 40 Billion gara-gara BERSIH

Peniaga KL Rugi RM 40 Billion gara-gara BERSIH

Kuala Lumpur, 10 Julai – Para peniaga di sekitar Kuala Lumpur hari ini mendakwa mereka kerugian hampir mencecah RM 40 billion gara-gara perhimpunan haram BERSIH semalam.

Makcik Ros, seorang peniaga karipap mendakwa beliau kerugian kira-kira RM 56.89 juta selepas perniagaan terpaksa ditutup bagi mengelakkan bertembung oleh peserta perhimpunan haram BERSIH.

”Selalunya Makcik buka jam 8 pagi dekat Central Market, tutup jam 12 tengah hari dengan jualan purata RM 30 juta hari biasa, dan RM 50 juta hari minggu”, kata Makcik Ros dengan nada kecewa kepada wartawan PemudaGombak.com.

Manakala seorang penjaja aiskrim, En Din Yasin, merungut jualannya merosot mendadak daripada RM 7 billion setiap hari, tetapi semalam hanya RM 68.90 sahaja.

Selalunya pada hujung minggu ramai kanak-kanak akan membeli aiskrim miliknya, tapi semalam ia berkurangan.

”Saya amat marah kepada BERSIH”, kata En Din Yasin dengan nada tegas.

“Selalunya jualan kami mencecah RM 37 juta sehari, tapi hari ini terpaksa makan sendiri sahaja…”, kata Kak Ros dan Pak Jib ketika membuat sidang media selepas BERSIH.

Peniaga cendol, Pak Jib pula hampir sama ceritanya, beliau menganggarkan kerugian yang dialami semalam kira-kira RM 65 juta untuk cendol biasa, RM 38 untuk cendol special serta RM 96  untuk cendol aiskrim.

”Semalam saya tidak berani untuk membuka gerai cendol saya di Puduraya”, kata Pak Jib kesedihan.

Sementara itu, Persatuan Peniaga Roti Canai Kuala Lumpur (PERCOKAI) Encik Ebrehem Alikatak berkata, setakat laporan yang diperoleh lewat petang semalam, anggaran kerugian penjaja-penjaja roti canai seluruh Kuala Lumpur dianggarkan RM 28 billion.

”Ia adalah anggaran sahaja untuk roti canai biasa, dan tidak termasuk roti telur, roti sardin, roti tirai, roti pelempang dan lain-lain”, kata Encik Ebrehem Alikatak sambil menepuk meja dan menjegilkan mata ke arah wartawan PemudaGombak.com

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363 Comments
  • tigerhutan
    Jtigerhutan

    10/07/2011

    Dude, did u fail ur math or what?

    Making RM 7 billion selling ice cream? you are making more money than microsoft!

    Sigh.. this is where we are heading? The rakyat can’t even count properly now?

    Reply
    • parody
      Jparody

      10/07/2011

      it ‘s only a parody, peace

      Reply
      • Firdaus Shahnaz
        JFirdaus Shahnaz

        11/07/2011

        its not even funny.

        Reply
      • bt
        Jbt

        12/07/2011

        i think they pay so much of tax also..

        Reply
    • jimak minda
      Jjimak minda

      10/07/2011

      hold your cawks good sir. its a goddamn parody. unsure if stupid or just trolling.

      Reply
    • s_tan
      Js_tan

      10/07/2011

      y ou don’t know tomorrow Steve Jobs going to resign from apple…fly over to KL sell Apple Ice Cream? since business so good. Better than spending so much to get iPAD/ iPHONE out

      Reply
      • jay
        Jjay

        13/07/2011

        I agreed with you lo.
        I think I also wanna sell Ice cream or Cendol.

        Think they failed their math. or in different currency! Rupiah?
        Since they make so much, and if they pay TAX should contribute lots to our economy.

        Reply
    • BODOH NAJIB
      JBODOH NAJIB

      10/07/2011

      Kalau dapat untung begitu lumayan..hang pigi jadi perjaja jual ayam punggung lagi best…tak payah jadi pm lagi! bodoh la hang ni!

      Reply
      • ?
        J?

        12/07/2011

        ko lagi bodoh la oi.. bangang punya budak.

        Reply
    • vic
      Jvic

      10/07/2011

      i damn agree with u~damn funny abt losing 7 billion by selling ice cream per day sumore~if that so then there will be many millionaire in malaysia d~

      Reply
    • Shiro
      JShiro

      10/07/2011

      Hey, chill, this is a parody from Pemuda PAS ok? Read properly, sarcasm everywhere. The names inside includes Pak Jib and Kak Ros.

      Reply
    • the cleaner
      Jthe cleaner

      10/07/2011

      when i read this i was LMAO…if really billion as what they said…or even million…from now on McD, Kfc..all the fast food closed down and get yourself a store down the street..cos there is where u can make million in 1day..even not with the ‘S’ in day..just 1day u be rich..so closed down all the got sector..cos all u wan is money..so no need work so hard To get more then what they pay u

      Reply
    • Joey
      JJoey

      11/07/2011

      Wahaha…..a real fact.

      Reply
    • Kien
      JKien

      11/07/2011

      They are so stupidly creative

      Reply
      • ken
        Jken

        11/07/2011

        this is sarcasm. ini sindiran.

        and it’s so hilarious!! memang lucu!!

        XD

        Reply
    • Casy
      JCasy

      11/07/2011

      Dude, you didn’t get the joke did you? This article makes me LMAO! XD

      Reply
    • Md Kay
      JMd Kay

      11/07/2011

      Itu belum masuk penjualan keris yang tak laku-laku he he he he….

      Reply
    • pooh1988
      Jpooh1988

      11/07/2011

      i guess d ice cream or curry puff r “gold plated” or inserted with 18k diamond …

      Reply
    • buduh najib
      Jbuduh najib

      11/07/2011

      if like tat,ppl wont buy proton o perodua vehicle od, even toyota also din hv 1,all driving lambo,ferrari,bugatti od…haha…tat time proton or perodua buang jau jau lah,all bangalow loh…where gt housing again…hahaha…buduh betul…

      Reply
    • Musang King
      JMusang King

      11/07/2011

      yeah, no more poverty! we’re so rich! and the ice-crem seller is the richest man in the world! Petronas Twin Towers was build at cost of US $ 1.2 billion. pakcik, u can build 2nos of KLCC everyday! and i’ll quit my job to join u to sell aiskrim or karipap. i’m an undergraduate and i only earn merely 3k a month!

      Reply
    • papa
      Jpapa

      11/07/2011

      please find out whether they pay incometax……..or they do have account with incometax dept

      Reply
    • 1Malaysia
      J1Malaysia

      11/07/2011

      Wrong currency I guess, IDR?

      Reply
    • nasrul
      Jnasrul

      11/07/2011

      Sheeeesshhhhh, us Malaysians can’t take joke nowadays huh? Why so serius???

      Cmon, ever learn the word sarcasm???

      Reply
    • tin yong
      Jtin yong

      11/07/2011

      GOVERNMENT MATHS FAILED,RM 40 Billion not million neh, you told this KL is Toyko? o0o Najib!!!

      Reply
    • Sungguh bersih
      JSungguh bersih

      12/07/2011

      if sell ais krim can untung 7 million, sell 1 day already kaya.. why want study? take what degree master? go sell ais krim la.. master salary also less than peniaga ais krim.. gila.. dont know maths!

      Reply
    • xoxo
      Jxoxo

      12/07/2011

      i wana sell ice cream n curry puff too! epic failed math la them, or mayb commonsense?

      Reply
    • mankind
      Jmankind

      12/07/2011

      teach me the recipe so that i can be rich too plus what icecream ur sell hadgen dazz ,baskin robin, or own made flithty ice cream lol xp

      Reply
    • minginn
      Jminginn

      12/07/2011

      haha..agree..this is the question in my mind when i reading. lol!!

      Reply
    • M
      JM

      12/07/2011

      Unsure if trolling, or just very stupid.

      Reply
    • bt
      Jbt

      12/07/2011

      police 1 person take 10k maybe..
      so 40B

      Reply
    • kp
      Jkp

      13/07/2011

      Can all pro-gov sites stop this Bullshitting, you are embarrassing yourself and with all the cooked up numbers and attempt at concealing the truth only prove the assumption as reality of what Singapore officials claimed our leaders to be incompetent as exposed by Wikileaks. Come on, the people now are more intellectual than you think. When you fail to understand you own people, you fail to command them and they lose hope in you. For once please stop all this intelligence insulting comment.

      Reply
    • melven
      Jmelven

      16/07/2011

      this guys has no sense of humor at all. no wonder you still with ‘them’

      Reply
  • namasaya
    Jnamasaya

    10/07/2011

    says pun nak jual karipap.. untung giler

    Reply
  • Ian X
    JIan X

    10/07/2011

    Aiya.. bullshit la.. billions?!! You got brains?! Paid by corrupted government to write very rich, right?! Once again, bullshit!!!

    Reply
  • qwerty
    Jqwerty

    10/07/2011

    dun talk cock la!!!!! sell karipap 4 hours can gain 50 million??? sell ice cream 1 day cangain 7 billion???? then u r the richest man in the world already!!!!

    Reply
    • Kim
      JKim

      11/07/2011

      its a freaking sarcasm dun take it too serious zz

      Reply
  • /k/mang
    J/k/mang

    10/07/2011

    Awesome parody man

    Reply
  • saya
    Jsaya

    10/07/2011

    Kahkahkahkah.. ulasan paling best! agaknya peniaga2 tu terus bangkrap kottt..

    Reply
  • anonymous
    Janonymous

    10/07/2011

    wow i think you must be kidding..i think all college and university students should stop their studies and go and sell curry puff and ice cream at puduraya kl central..noob!

    Reply
    • sabu
      Jsabu

      11/07/2011

      then you should start going to college and get educated on sarcasm dumb!

      Reply
      • lillady
        Jlillady

        11/07/2011

        yeah..obviously its a fake and edited article.. the ones who believed this is what they really wrote are really stupid =_=” u no brain ah? this is a freakin sarcasm..

        Reply
        • chill bro!
          Jchill bro!

          11/07/2011

          Chill bro! For you being are able to identify the parody at first look, congratulations! You are smart and alert.

          However, I would like to defend for those who have taken it seriously. Please do not use rude word or to scold them stupid. Many of them acted this way MERELY because the ACTUAL REAL news read from the newspapers are at time AS RIDICULOUS as this piece of intended parody. I thought it was real when my friends told me, only until I read the whole article.

          Don’t blame them. Blame the media!

          Reply
          • shah
            Jshah

            12/07/2011

            yeah u right…pity them got fed continuously by corrupted media.but if this article being read in TV3 buletin utama all kampung people will believe it.

            Reply
  • anonymous
    Janonymous

    10/07/2011

    cn u tel me hw much is
    50million x 30days?
    everyone cn be millionaire yuhoo!!

    Reply
  • jimak minda
    Jjimak minda

    10/07/2011

    mentang-mentang mereka hanya jual karipap, ais krim di tepi jalan anda buat bahan gurauan macam ini. takpelah.

    Reply
  • anak muda
    Janak muda

    10/07/2011

    hahahaha lawak btol la…teruskan menulis saudara:)

    Reply
  • DreadJoe
    JDreadJoe

    10/07/2011

    Wahahahaha!!
    setengah orang tak paham budaya sindir menyindir ni..
    susah gak ade org camni..
    wahahahahaha!!
    pape pon klaka beb!

    Reply
  • binggo
    Jbinggo

    10/07/2011

    If i can make 1 billion perday by selling nasi lemak i willing to quit my job!

    Reply
    • Bersih HK
      JBersih HK

      12/07/2011

      IF I can sell nasi lemak for RM10K a day I WILL QUIT MY JOB!!!

      Reply
      • Ajib
        JAjib

        14/07/2011

        1k/day i pun quit lah

        Reply
  • JDream
    JJDream

    10/07/2011

    Hahaha best parody written man! Dudes, check out the names – Makcik Ros, Pak Jib, Alikatak… don’t they sound familiar.

    This piece of article was meant to be written as a parody la LOL. But good one haha!~

    Reply
  • daniel
    Jdaniel

    10/07/2011

    oh gosh, i wonder who wrote this article?
    the one who wrote it or fake it must be brainless, is this the standard of intelligence that they have? M’sia Edu is only that standard? Pls make a better story and do not simply crap without doing any research.

    Reply
    • Bersih HK
      JBersih HK

      12/07/2011

      dude, chill…. this is just a joke… look at the name

      Reply
  • willy
    Jwilly

    10/07/2011

    lol guys, he IS KIDDING! this is parody for what they claimed “LOST” MILLIONS of ringgits due to BERSIH. at first they claimed 100k, then escalates to some illogical figures. U THINK MALAYSIANS ARE THAT STUPID?

    adoi.. we really need some changes around here.. LAWAN TETAP LAWAN!

    Reply
  • mejik
    Jmejik

    10/07/2011

    U ppl didn’t even know wut sarcasm is?

    Reply
    • tommychooi
      Jtommychooi

      11/07/2011

      many people don’t know what is sarcasm 🙂

      good article hahahahaha , good one a good laughter for the monday blues ! 🙂

      Reply
  • anonymous
    Janonymous

    10/07/2011

    nice sarcasm..lol

    Reply
  • anonymous
    Janonymous

    10/07/2011

    don’t create dumb news to spark hatred.
    this is too fake to be true, you’re just destroying bersih 2.0

    Reply
    • anarsist
      Janarsist

      11/07/2011

      loser la lu

      Reply
  • lol
    Jlol

    10/07/2011

    lol… so easy to earn money… then everyone no need go for stdy in university or wat ad… juz need a bicyle or wat… go sell karipap or ice cream can ad… talk cock!!! if our PM believe… then wat should we comment bout him?? hahhaha

    Reply
  • Tommy
    JTommy

    10/07/2011

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Best nya cerita ini…aku ketawa tak henti-henti…pandainya u orang buat cerita…hahahahha!!!

    Reply
  • randy
    Jrandy

    10/07/2011

    Maybe this is Bahasa Malaysia version of sarcasm.
    Not sure. LOL

    Reply
  • fuck u
    Jfuck u

    10/07/2011

    hahahahahahaha…
    this is fucking funny dude~
    do u think readers r idiot?? u fucking moron!!

    Reply
  • anonymous
    Janonymous

    10/07/2011

    hAHAHAHAHahhaahahahhahaha….biggest joke of the year!!!

    Reply
  • My Dixie Wreck
    JMy Dixie Wreck

    10/07/2011

    Lol this article is so trolling.

    Reply
    • joetoo
      Jjoetoo

      11/07/2011

      damn straight.

      all the mofos who dont get it should get educated…

      and even if they get it and reply by playing along, they should stop, because it just makes them sound like idiots, tyvm.

      Reply
      • kelly
        Jkelly

        11/07/2011

        then why u reply? isn’t show that you also an idiot?

        Reply
        • inzpirez
          Jinzpirez

          11/07/2011

          ur comment shows u’re an idiot who cant understand a simple sentence.

          Reply
          • ColdFire
            JColdFire

            12/07/2011

            I wan to sell ice cream also!!! btw, this is the biggest joke i heard tru the year!! Great funny stories..

            Reply
  • stardust
    Jstardust

    10/07/2011

    yeah right, so, if u can REALLY earn sooooooooo much per day, what do you have to complain about if u lose just a bit of business for ONE day? What “amat marah kepada Bersih”, selfish people!!! So marah then go other countries to sell your beloved currypuffs and ice-creams la!!!!! >:-[

    Reply
  • aji
    Jaji

    10/07/2011

    common guys, he just joking. can’t u get the message? ttthehe

    Reply
  • avalys
    Javalys

    10/07/2011

    Kepada sesiapa yang tidak faham;

    Ni adalah sarcasm, berdasarkan kenyataan yang dibuat Najib, beliau (layak ke pakai “beliau” untuk dia?) menegaskan bahawa jumlah kerugian yang dialami oleh peniaga sekitar K.L semalam adalah 40Billion.

    Lubang …idung dia la 40billion.. Pertonas duk tarah minyak satu tahun baru 30billion untung, ni satu hari je kot.. Peniaga tu suma jual kapal selam ke sampai rugi billion2 tu?

    Tediaa, politicians Malaysia semakin merapu. 😀

    Reply
  • anonymous
    Janonymous

    10/07/2011

    WOI 7billion ice cream.. lu punya ice cream 1billion 1 batang? kalo rm5 satu ice cream, lu punya peti sejuk boleh muat 7 billion ice cream? belakang kedai you berapa tingkat store ice cream?

    guna otak sikit. kthxbai.

    Reply
  • insan
    Jinsan

    10/07/2011

    dude…this article just meant for troll only…why you all so butthurt???…
    cant you all think rationally in the first place, even the Encik Ebrehem Alikatak name cant make sense..high -_-!

    Reply
  • Jerry Ng
    JJerry Ng

    10/07/2011

    I guess you guys are too young to see the sarcasm behind the whole article.

    Goodness!

    Good article BTW.

    Reply
  • Lionel
    JLionel

    10/07/2011

    vincent tan earn alot on that day!! 7 11 is pack with ppl…i think he earn 500billion a day..

    Reply
  • MRL
    JMRL

    10/07/2011

    It’s a parody and people take it seriously… chill out guys…

    Reply
  • AASD
    JAASD

    10/07/2011

    its a spoof i think guys

    Reply
  • AhBeng
    JAhBeng

    10/07/2011

    Think we all can start selling aiskrim & karipap to be rich…

    Reply
  • anon
    Janon

    10/07/2011

    most of the people up there don’t get the hang of sarcasm. lol

    its a joke dude! come on!

    Reply
  • RazzBerry
    JRazzBerry

    10/07/2011

    I’m very sure this is a parody of what issues that have been brought up by the mainstream media. hahahahahahhaaha… love it.
    ‘Ia adalah anggaran sahaja untuk roti canai biasa, dan tidak termasuk roti telur, roti sardin, roti tirai, roti pelempang dan lain-lain’

    Reply
  • Jon Stewart
    JJon Stewart

    10/07/2011

    Haha. Well done. And some people just don’t understand satire.

    Reply
  • ghoul
    Jghoul

    10/07/2011

    LMFAO!!! nice troll

    Reply
  • tiger
    Jtiger

    10/07/2011

    Agak2 la nak menipu.. Sape yg percaya..?
    Konon2 nak salahkan perhimpunan BERSIH
    Walhal YDPA dah izinkan
    Xkan rakyat x boleh nak bersuara!
    Apa pon tak boleh!

    Reply
    • name
      Jname

      11/07/2011

      i think u r really stupid … end … hahahaha……

      Reply
  • anon
    Janon

    10/07/2011

    *throws away pen and books*

    I wanna earn $7 million in a day selling chicken rice!!

    Reply
  • aji
    Jaji

    10/07/2011

    korang nak menipu agak agak ok . budak sekolah pon boleh tahu kau mnipu .

    Reply
  • Malaysians are retarded
    JMalaysians are retarded

    10/07/2011

    Are you guys stupid? Clearly this is a joke. And well, it’s from Dewan pemuda PAS. Don’t simply point fingers to the government thanks.

    Reply
  • Keladi
    JKeladi

    10/07/2011

    This is troll post =_=”

    Reply
  • Brian
    JBrian

    10/07/2011

    its a parody lar woi… kalau jual karipap dengan aiskerim pun boleh jadi bilionnaire… kita orang dah takde politician dah… sebab dia orang semua dah tukar kerja…

    Reply
  • Macik Ros?
    JMacik Ros?

    10/07/2011

    Macik Ros, average RM 30,000,000 per 4 hours?
    it means 1 hour you must have earn RM 7,500,000.

    Simple, if you are selling 1 curry puff for RM 1.00, you are producing 7.5 million curry puff per hour,

    let’s say you are selling a very expensive curry puff at RM 5.00 per piece, you are still producing 1.5 million curry puff.

    I am wondering how you can fried your curry puff in such a volume within 1 hour? Where is your stall? you should have been crowded by customers (even more than yesterday’s demonstration).

    Common, don’t fool us! I still pity of your loses anyway.

    Reply
    • LOL
      JLOL

      11/07/2011

      you stupid ? this is sarcasm for fuck’s sake . grow up you lousy kid.

      Reply
    • Louder LOL
      JLouder LOL

      11/07/2011

      omg u made mi laugh so hard i almoz pissed my pants dude

      Reply
  • Anonymous
    JAnonymous

    10/07/2011

    This guy just trolling.chill la

    Reply
  • anonymouse
    Janonymouse

    10/07/2011

    all of ur teacher will cry, do you know math?? bahasa malay??english?? u know what’s juta and billion mean??? if karipap and ice cream can earn those money is it mean university should close all the course and just make a course which allow people study how to produce ice cream and karipap??? NOOBEST

    Reply
  • anonymous
    Janonymous

    10/07/2011

    LMFAO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I’m going to sell ice cream, roti canai, cendol,curry puff etc from tomorrow onwards. I will be the world richest man by next year! trust me! LOL!

    Reply
  • KKY
    JKKY

    10/07/2011

    Hallo people, this is a parody lah … it’s meant to be a joke.
    And a hilarious one at that.

    Don’t you recognise the names ?
    Makcik Ros
    Din Yasin
    Pak Jib
    Ebrehem Alikatak

    LOL !

    Reply
  • anonymous
    Janonymous

    10/07/2011

    LOL…. Get 50million, 7billion still wanna sell curry puff and ice cream…? best best best

    Reply
  • Mars
    JMars

    10/07/2011

    Stupid anynomous! ITU LAWAK SAJALAH! Bodo la lu olang.

    Reply
  • anonymous whose dog even know how to do math
    Janonymous whose dog even know how to do math

    10/07/2011

    who is this post intended for? For other maths failure like you? See this is why they said the education system in our country failed here, you can’t even understand how much a “billion” is… and then you go to school, learning stupid MATH (and ENGLISH!!!) like this from teachers who aren’t even qualify for teaching the subject…

    Reply
  • Aisyalam
    JAisyalam

    10/07/2011

    Pak Jib=Najib, Makcik Ros=Rosmah, En.Din=Muhyiddin and En.Ebrehem Ali =Ibrahim Ali!
    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    Reply
  • Mars
    JMars

    10/07/2011

    THOSE ANONYMOUS ARE STUPID! CANNOT DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN SERIOUS AND JOKE! WTF!

    Reply
  • govnoob
    Jgovnoob

    10/07/2011

    r u ok…..sell ice-cream…1 day can earm million dollar…i wonder wat kind of ice cream u selling….even baskin robbin n haggen daaz oso cant earn so much money for 1 day….use ur brain b4 u bs…..although government pay u oso dont need to bs until like tis

    Reply
  • Yellow
    JYellow

    10/07/2011

    What the fuck are you talking about? Too much ganja before your wrote this piece of shit? Hei, anjing pun lagi pandai Dari ko la..

    Reply
    • KKY
      JKKY

      10/07/2011

      Yang ko tak erti yang ni cuma artikel sindiran, jadi lipas pun lagi pandai dari ko kot.

      Reply
    • komakama
      Jkomakama

      11/07/2011

      biskut pn lg pandai dr ko…hahaha

      Reply
  • Samad
    JSamad

    10/07/2011

    Penjual kelapa pun rugi 77 juta sebab tak dapat jual kelapa pada 9hb Julai

    Reply
  • DreadJoe
    JDreadJoe

    10/07/2011

    WTF!
    Oi tak tau bahasa sindiran ke??
    ape punye bangang la govnoob ngan yg lg sekor ni..

    Reply
  • nanonanonano
    Jnanonanonano

    10/07/2011

    WOW ! hanya menjual karipap, dapat RM 56.89 juta sehari. kalau macam tu, aku nak stop belajar, nak jual KARIPAP.

    Reply
    • Wil
      JWil

      10/07/2011

      lain kali kita rompak karipap man XD

      Reply
  • nujt
    Jnujt

    10/07/2011

    jeez people… this is obviously satire. A joke. The writer is taking a piss out of the govt claiming that the rally will cause businesses in kl to lose money – when in fact it’s the govt that have been stealing the people’s money. Not just a few hundred or thousand ringgit, but billions.

    Use your brain and think, don’t just get caught up in your own emotions.

    Reply
  • kelvin
    Jkelvin

    10/07/2011

    Guys this post is shooting pm indirectly lar stay clam and read the news again kay?

    Reply
  • acong
    Jacong

    10/07/2011

    Yang komen2 kat atas cakap penulis noob asal? Penulis tengah menganjing la. Korang tak tengok berita ke? Peniaga KL rugi RM100juta. Kalau ikut logik tak mungkin cecah angka tu.

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  • J
    JJ

    10/07/2011

    *copied

    Jangan cakap perhimpunan ni menganggu rezeki dan niaga~

    Pihak polis & keputusan BN+road block seluruh mingu tu lah yang menganggu perniagaan, bukan gerakan Bersih 2.0.

    Gerakan & perhimpunan Bersih 2.0 9/7 sepatutnya peluang rezeki bagi peniaga bila org2 berhimpun di KL makan minum beli-belah di KL.

    Jika u ada otak dan tau guna, sepatutnya faham peluang perniagaan bila orang berkumpul di mana-mana tempat.

    Reply
  • Ted
    JTed

    10/07/2011

    lolz, it’s a good joke & it’s funny! Abg Ajib selling cendol! lolz! ^_^ nice one, Pemuda PAS!

    Reply
  • Malaysian
    JMalaysian

    10/07/2011

    HAHAHAHA RM40billion? more like 40cents? even Genting can’t earn as much. Even Najib can’t corrupt that much a day. (or can he? hahah)

    this writter must have ZERO IQ & EQ

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  • Derick
    JDerick

    10/07/2011

    Waow… wad a nice bullshit that you got there

    7billion per day by selling ice cream?
    u can buy a whole Dubai and USA in just a few year maybe

    your math are epic fail man! EPIC FAIL!

    -THE PRETTIEST BULLSHIT I EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE-

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  • lw
    Jlw

    10/07/2011

    The writer must be nuts. sell karipap 30 million. Whole country will be selling tomorrow!

    Reply
  • jimak minda
    Jjimak minda

    10/07/2011

    ladies and transvestites, hold your orgasms. the writer is obviously making a parody of things. and you just got served/trolled. i got some vaseline if you need

    Reply
  • malaysian
    Jmalaysian

    10/07/2011

    Crap!

    For roti canai sale to achieve RM 28 billion for 3 days:
    Assuming that roti canai profit is RM2 per roti

    Amount of roti per day = 4666666667 roti!!

    This means for these 3 days, everyone in the whole Malaysia need to eat 170 roti!!! (FYI, the population of Malaysia is ~27.5 million)

    Reply
    • s_tan
      Js_tan

      10/07/2011

      Besok Steve Jobs akan stop selling iPAD….tukar sell Roti Epal kat Malaysia lagi bagus.

      Reply
  • s_tan
    Js_tan

    10/07/2011

    I almost get trick into thinking this is some news clip from Berita Harian until I saw Makcik Ros? Pak Jib….aiyo hahaha…. macam ni. Besok Steve Jobs mau tendang semua orang jual Apple product mereka. 2011 Q1 Apple hanya mampu 26.7billion USD dalam masa 3 bulan sedangkan Pak Jib jual Ice Cream satu Hari sudah 2 billion USD…..tu ice cream pakai susu dari negara mana? 😛

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  • Ramon
    JRamon

    10/07/2011

    Hm, I’m wondering about this article.
    2007 Malaysia had a BIP of 193 billion US-$.
    If taking the sums in this article, the stores in KL earn 14600 billion RM per year.
    Seems I can’t solve that question with my German math education :P, except if someone just made up all these numbers.
    But sure, the stores lost money but that should be only quite small

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  • J
    JJ

    10/07/2011

    opz just realize it’s meant to be a joke hahaha good 1 !

    Reply
  • Wil
    JWil

    10/07/2011

    This is a hoax..the sellers dont make these much money.. Somebody is just trying to get bersih to quit cuz they are kotor !!

    Reply
    • s_tan
      Js_tan

      11/07/2011

      aiya…those who cannot get the name Makcik Ros and Pakcik Jib plus Ebrehem Alikatak must be just too stress up from all this BErsih thing till they can’t joke….I too almost get tricked until I saw Ebrehem Alikatak???? Which mean the father name is Alikatak???? HAHAHAHAHA…until now I cannot stop laughing when I read it again.

      the guy who wrote this should have a stand up comedy show like Chris Rock or David letterman!!!!

      Reply
    • Chin Tekhin
      JChin Tekhin

      12/07/2011

      bodoh punya cerita.

      Reply
  • ucop
    Jucop

    10/07/2011

    zzz korg ingat penulis nie serious ke?
    dier juz tulis utk sindir kerajaan
    korang yg fail sbnr nye teruk n wat aku rase malu

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  • lmfao
    Jlmfao

    10/07/2011

    those who are taking this seriously are short tempered, uneducated git who is ruled by emotions. dah sah ini article yg mempermaenkan report yg mengatakan peniaga rugi berjuta..
    kutuk orang lebih-lebih..tapi xreti nak bezakan lawak ataupun bnda yg betul.

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  • saufi
    Jsaufi

    10/07/2011

    in kl
    standard karipap price
    1=rm0.50–>rm0.80
    10=rm5–>rm8
    1000=rm500–>rm800
    1000000=rm500000—>rm800000
    impossible to produce more than 1000000 unit currypuff a day…still not reach rm1M
    bullshit

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    • mimi
      Jmimi

      10/07/2011

      nak amek serius sgt knape

      Reply
    • Wil
      JWil

      10/07/2011

      true…thats why i say..this is fake.. really fake

      Reply
  • facebook.com/djyafi
    Jfacebook.com/djyafi

    10/07/2011

    Mcm ni la, sesiapa yg berminat utk mengabil alih bengkel Motosikal saya sila lawat facebook.com/spmotor. Harga boleh runding, peralatan lengkap.

    Saya akan berhijrah ke KL utk berniaga karipap & aiskrim, kaya tuuu..!!!

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  • mimi
    Jmimi

    10/07/2011

    klaka2… yg mrh2 ni sume xde sense of humor.. hehehehe

    Reply
  • roycs
    Jroycs

    10/07/2011

    haha~~ tatz great teasing~!

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  • jacky chan
    Jjacky chan

    10/07/2011

    talking cock a lot.

    dont make fake story …

    ashame of u … “RM 7 billion setiap hari, tetapi semalam hanya RM 68.90”

    who do you think u r ?

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    • Wil
      JWil

      10/07/2011

      some fucker trying to make a fake story..no prove no talk. and how the seller knows how much he will earn in that day?

      Please be more realistic

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      • KKY
        JKKY

        10/07/2011

        Both of you, this is a parody, a satire. It’s meant to be a sarcastic joke. Please use your brains more.

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  • Wil
    JWil

    10/07/2011

    Ice cream man can make so much?? His small ice cream container is a bottomless pit?? can generate an ice cream dimension.. salute who ever made this new report up.

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  • Durai
    JDurai

    10/07/2011

    HAhaaa,, cun la bro…lawak gila baca ni…penipu besar goverment…

    Reply
  • Shame-to-be-Malaysian
    JShame-to-be-Malaysian

    10/07/2011

    I also wanna sell karipap!!

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  • cik ros
    Jcik ros

    10/07/2011

    adoilaa yang atas2 nih.. Korang jangan siryes sangat boleh tak? penulis just wat lawak jela.. Dia ambil karipap and aiskrim sebagai contoh jer.. sebab nak perlu bang ajib sebab pandai2 estimate kerugian mencecah 40 billion.. so penulis bikin cerita ni untuk perli bang ajib jer.. so jangan la korang duk kata penulis nie tipu ke hape, sbb dia wat joke.. cube la skali skala relaxkan minda tu dari muke ketat nak siryes semacam.. -______-

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  • Rainday
    JRainday

    10/07/2011

    The Curry Puff seller earn more than Najib! LOL! Let him become the next prime minister!

    Reply
    • KKY
      JKKY

      10/07/2011

      Hahaha, you don’t know how funny your comment actually is. Yes, Najib is already taking orders from the Curry Puff seller, so yes, she is indeed already the PM.

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  • Yes Im Shane Tan
    JYes Im Shane Tan

    10/07/2011

    Is this a JOKE? Juta? Can you introduce that Ros and Din Yasin to me? I wana learn how to make that much so that I can donate all of it to Bersih for the next wave…please..

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    • KKY
      JKKY

      10/07/2011

      YES, this is a JOKE. You seriously do not find any of the quoted names familiar ??

      Reply
  • cik ros
    Jcik ros

    10/07/2011

    * sebab bang ajib pandai2 *

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  • DreadJoe
    JDreadJoe

    10/07/2011

    yg marah2 ni otak singkat..
    otak letak kat lutut..
    nak marah je tau..
    tanak pikir..

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  • Yes Im Shane Tan
    JYes Im Shane Tan

    10/07/2011

    Alright, this is a insulting joke toward that few moroon out there… sorry to the admin, you’re cool .. lol

    Reply
  • ken
    Jken

    10/07/2011

    haahahhaa…..Bill Gates also scare 7 u lo….hahahaha

    Reply
  • Na
    JNa

    10/07/2011

    The reporter is bodoh, the editor is stupid. No common sense..!

    Reply
    • KKY
      JKKY

      10/07/2011

      And the reader is bahlol, ‘cos never read the article properly. It’s a parody, damnit!

      Reply
  • hong
    Jhong

    10/07/2011

    Now 1 karipap is how much? I remember the last karipap i ate is RM 1, if she earn 100% she need to sell 56,000,000,000 unit of karipap.

    If lets say one person walk thru her gerai buy 10 unit karipap, she need, 5,600,000,000 patron.

    If one staff can pack 2000 karipap in one hour,
    each hour she will sell 1,400,000,000 karipap

    she will need 700,000 staff.

    No wonder we need foreign worker. See how good our economy is, one karipap aunty can use so many worker. Long live the writer… good

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  • TL
    JTL

    10/07/2011

    hahaha lawak beb ! Damn funny !

    To all those without any sense of humor , u guys need a doctor.

    Reply
  • lala
    Jlala

    10/07/2011

    can v reli found these ppl in the 1st place??

    Reply
  • akue
    Jakue

    10/07/2011

    some people believe and depend too much on the internet..chill sudah..ni namanya trolling, go check whats the meaning of trolling on wiki and then come back here and laugh, and dont be a jerk raging out suddenly.

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  • Jon Stewart
    JJon Stewart

    10/07/2011

    Geez. I guess some people will never understand satire, parody and sarcasm even if they’re hit on the head with it. And to those people who flip out their calculators to REALLLYYY calculate the figures to prove the writer’s wrong, i pity their calculators! Seriously guys???

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  • anonymous
    Janonymous

    10/07/2011

    awesome parody.hahaha

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  • taiko
    Jtaiko

    10/07/2011

    jual karipap bole dapat juta ka?
    gua mau jual karipap jugak laa ini macam..
    xgune blaja tnggi2..lu orang blaja wat karipap lagi bagos maa

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  • Vagus
    JVagus

    10/07/2011

    You are a bunch of retards.
    WTF, RM40,000,000,000??? In one day, just selling karipap and cendol? That’s 15% of Malaysia’s GDP in the entire year of 2009! Stupid fools- if you want to lie, at least come up some a plausible lie, not something ridiculous like that.

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    • KKY
      JKKY

      10/07/2011

      It’s not a lie. It’s called a PARODY, retard !

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  • Ivan
    JIvan

    10/07/2011

    Wow..maybe we should just delete the juta and billion. But on that day they can gain more profit but they don’t because of stupid reason. Lolx laugh at your face

    Reply
  • Ivan
    JIvan

    10/07/2011

    I want sell karipop at pudu so I can buy maybe fees lamborgini 🙂

    Reply
  • Y'all
    JY'all

    10/07/2011

    Y’all butthurt people are obviously not internet pplz.

    Reply
  • orange
    Jorange

    10/07/2011

    everyone, plz resign ur current job and we start to open karipap business so that we can get 40 million in a day…

    Reply
  • Faz
    JFaz

    10/07/2011

    wow.. haha. I’m surprised by the amount of people who don’t have a sense of humour. Dear writer, you should write a Disclaimer. ‘This Is A Parody, fellow Malaysians!’. Really have to idiotproof this thing. lol

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  • IceCreamManWANABE
    JIceCreamManWANABE

    10/07/2011

    IF selling ice-cream can earn that much… How come you gonna make your voice for not earning for 1 day… Work extra hours for 1 day u can gain back ur “BILLION & MILLION”

    Think b4 u say pls …Disappointed in fake lies..

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  • susu
    Jsusu

    10/07/2011

    Can someone please listen carefully to KKY and Faz. They are making some points here. I know everyone here are in a high mood, me too, was initially cheated. THIS IS JUST A PARODY to make some fun only. Anyway, this is a good lesson to all of us. To verify a source before making any comments else we will be easily stroked back because we are quoting a parody to condemn people. Really good lesson, at least for me.

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  • jaccAss
    JjaccAss

    10/07/2011

    its a parody u idiots..anyway nice 1 dude!! 🙂

    Reply
  • susu
    Jsusu

    10/07/2011

    I dont know whether this is the intention of the writer. But we really need to ponder. Do we filter information when we receive or we just simply accept whatever it is just because we “LIKE” the information to be written in this way.

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  • susu
    Jsusu

    10/07/2011

    Dear author, a lot of people have shared your article out. I think you should put a disclaimer (as some readers suggested). Many readers responded the same when they read your article. People will know this is just a joke in a normal time but not now, where everyone is already in a “blinded” mode. I am sorry to say that but we have to admit and be calm. To certain extend, this could be dangerous.

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  • brightness
    Jbrightness

    10/07/2011

    EI EI…….. I will stop study and sell ice cream =) Only 1 day this ppl can lost RM40 Billion??????????????????? WTF???? things are getting ridiculous… BN are finding ways to blame those BERSIH with some shyt reason…

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    • susu
      Jsusu

      10/07/2011

      ==! cool down friend. Read my comment above please. If we continue to react like this, we are not helping Bersih but causing trouble to them.

      Reply
  • wrq
    Jwrq

    10/07/2011

    tak sangke jenis orang bodo tak paham artikel ni adalah lawak2 ringan pun ada.

    Reply
  • jangan fitnah
    Jjangan fitnah

    10/07/2011

    lawak tahap bangang nie…yg tulis msti dh bangang….hahahahahhaaa

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  • gary
    Jgary

    10/07/2011

    i feel like i want to sell curry puff and ice-cream now seeing that my fellow aunty Ros can make million of money in a week

    Reply
  • ruuh
    Jruuh

    10/07/2011

    trolled! problem, readers? *smirk*

    Reply
  • yu
    Jyu

    10/07/2011

    if i can earn 7 billion everyday, i won’t care that i stop business for 1 day… unless u spend all 7 billion everyday la, pakcik….

    Reply
  • thirteen
    Jthirteen

    10/07/2011

    Sapa kata ini parody??????? Parody ke penulis bangang???

    Reply
  • sucker punch
    Jsucker punch

    11/07/2011

    I like this…. it mea if we keep continue have a suck government BN, then they will suck all of our blood and sweat (money) and country going to turn bankrupt. Our money will be like Kir Toyo’s hometown, evrybody can become millionaire, and the aiskrim business can be count by billion per day. So go to hell Najis and your UmmmNo and also MCA/MIC with idiot colonies.

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  • Pkm najis
    JPkm najis

    11/07/2011

    Adakah mereka Ni tinggal dalam Indonesia? Million billion currency.. Bodohnya muka mereka..

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  • Are u sure
    JAre u sure

    11/07/2011

    Wow……our living standard already become top of the world!!!!! roti canai seller can earn so much in a day!!!!..

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  • anti cheater
    Janti cheater

    11/07/2011

    haiz… pls la tis BN suporter… dun be cheater exaggerate here, u ned to go be to kindergarden again, cz a public listed company oso cant earn tat much per day, sel ice cream n karipap can bcome a bilion business…

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    • sabu
      Jsabu

      11/07/2011

      lol and you need to attend your class because you clearly don’t get the point of this “news.”

      Reply
  • LMAO
    JLMAO

    11/07/2011

    Siapa penulis yang bodoh sangat ini?

    Reply
  • LOL
    JLOL

    11/07/2011

    ROFL. I just can’t stop laugh on what they reported. LOLOLOL!

    Reply
  • sazu
    Jsazu

    11/07/2011

    Awal2 mmg karut d bodoh artikel ni…. dan perhimpunan BERSIH ni kerja gila menyusahkan RAKYAT MALAYSIA…..!!~!

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    • Bersih ke???
      JBersih ke???

      11/07/2011

      Mmg betol2 mnyusahkn,bkn stakat masyarakat,ank bini mlah diri sndiri x dpt apa2 pn melain kn sakit kaki n sakit ati!!memalukn malaysia tanah air sndiri dimata dunia serta mnjatuhkn maruah negara!ni yg korang nk kn??MEMANG MELAYU MUDAH LUPA!

      Reply
  • Freedom fighter
    JFreedom fighter

    11/07/2011

    GUYS IT’S A JOKE .. CHILL GUYS… THE NAME IS PAK JIB = najib CHILL LA IT’S DAMN FUNNY

    Reply
  • pembohongnajib
    Jpembohongnajib

    11/07/2011

    see….this is how the supporters of najib were trying to do. they lied n told the fake story to media. and when media spread the news, the other citizens receive the inappropriate information. DIRTY tactics…balik kampung tanam sayur la, balik kampung tanam ubi la…

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  • Bu
    JBu

    11/07/2011

    ask income tax to check their account. 1 day 40billion? 1 yr msia economy can buy up the whole world!

    Reply
  • anon
    Janon

    11/07/2011

    haha still got low IQ ppl dont understand this is monday joke. not real story/news

    Reply
  • loldongs
    Jloldongs

    11/07/2011

    most of you guys got trolled epicly by the author. See the numbers and the names , they form a pattern here.

    Reply
  • sabu
    Jsabu

    11/07/2011

    fuk this government! they should invest our money educating people on satire.
    too many idiots!

    Reply
  • Bersih ke???
    JBersih ke???

    11/07/2011

    Hahaha…mmg betol2 bodo pngikut BERSIH nih!bnda simple mcm ni pn korg x ley nk pham,x de persefahaman n boley gaduh!mcm ni korng nk bersatu or nk jdi pemimpin??dh la bodo,ada hati nk tentang krajaan.apa,korang ingat korang boley mnang ke??apa yg korang dpt dri rally tu ari??mlainkn penat,sakit,lapar,brhujan pnas..apa lagi?Buat BERSIH yg x brapa nk bersih ni,jng cuba bermain api.dn yg penting,jng bermimpi disiang hari!!buat melayu yg mudah lupa kt sini,BETINA AMBIGA tu yg korang snjung,smpai korng lupa perjuangan nenek moyang kita mmbebas kn bangsa melayu dri dijajah,malah korang sumer rela dijajah dijadikn lembu yg hanya menurut kata kpd mereka yg korang x pernah tahu asal usul nye!!Apapun,gud luck kpd BERSIH krn mencuba!!better luck next time huh!!

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  • razif wong
    Jrazif wong

    11/07/2011

    that is such a bullshit, ever wonder why ao many people wanted to work overseas? we dont even get paid properly, selling karipap can make billions? the the kementerian usahawan muda can just promote business on karipap and roti canai to the world, one family one business? no needlah, sell karipap better! even u cant do maths also can make billions! haha, where u keep the karipap? under the table? bullshit

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  • Jerry Ng
    JJerry Ng

    11/07/2011

    I have to applaud my younger generation for not being able to see thru the satirical parody of things around them.

    Calm yourself down for a moment and re-read the article, and think for a moment. Is this really true or is this a joke? From this article I can safely say 3/4 of the comments here are truly out of this world! Still in Lala Land perhaps.

    My guess is, most of you young people have just started working or is not working yet to realize how are things being communicated in the real world. And this is why our MSM is so successful in highlighting the shortcomings and the faults of the opposition party but not the ruling party.

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  • Edwin
    JEdwin

    11/07/2011

    hey!! if those currypuff and ice cream can sell up to RM X?millions?per day, i wanna open up a stall too!!! stupid!!

    Reply
  • 1Bersih
    J1Bersih

    11/07/2011

    Is a sarcasm by the Opposition to lambast the potential exaggeration by Najib due to BERSIH rally on next day paper or what Najib might say to medias of the lost incurred from the rally to gain cheap publicity..as he & his cronies always did. But satire aside, did we ever think & ponder that one day, our RM1 will be devalued to Million & Billion instead as what happened to other countries if we let the current government to continue governing us? Our parents/grandparents already told us that their RM1 those days are ‘bigger’ than Benz wheel. Don’t be surprise if few generation down the road, our RM1 worth less than 1 cent value. Think about it if we still let our current government to rule on next election. They already gain their fame in Book of Record as the longest serving party in the world (53 years). Its time to CHANGE to a better one or at least, a hope for the the betterment of our children & generation to come….my humble 2cent opinion

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  • anon
    Janon

    11/07/2011

    lol, lawak level >99999

    Reply
  • mech
    Jmech

    11/07/2011

    i lost hope in humanity. reading the comments make me sad. do we need to explain parody and sarcasm? we are really a textbook generation. haish~

    Reply
  • German Educator
    JGerman Educator

    11/07/2011

    I am ashamed that this Ramon fella can actually claim that he came to German to get a math education, giving shame to all German graduates all over the world…he is a fool therefore unworthy of a German education not to realize the obvious that this is written in jest and not to be taken seriously as it is a satire a parody a sarcastic post written in lieu of the M’sian PM makin claims such big loss that the people have to bear because of bersih

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  • he'Aven
    Jhe'Aven

    11/07/2011

    OMG seriously….hilarious!

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  • MalaysianSky
    JMalaysianSky

    11/07/2011

    this shown how stupid our current media to believe all this rubbish talk. Just reading this statement it is utterly ridiculous>> ”Selalunya Makcik buka jam 8 pagi dekat Central Market, tutup jam 12 tengah hari dengan jualan purata RM 30 juta hari biasa, dan RM 50 juta hari minggu”, kata Makcik Ros dengan nada kecewa.

    Manakala seorang penjaja aiskrim, En Din Yasin, merungut jualannya merosot mendadak daripada RM 7 billion setiap hari, tetapi semalam hanya RM 68.90 sahaja.

    Wow in malaysia selling ice cream and karipap can profit billions meh? If like this I also want dude. Haiyaa kalau nk menipu pn agak2 la, jgn nk buat lawak bangang x masuk akal.

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  • Michael
    JMichael

    11/07/2011

    You should not blame to Bersih! You should blame to our profesional Government??If?dont have bersih came! The profesional Government was block the road! That time u also will get the same meaning! If you selling AisCream so rich then no need do already la.. All people go selling Ais Cream then enough?? Rite Encik!

    Really simpati to you! We are human! PLease use your brain when talking!

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  • Andy
    JAndy

    11/07/2011

    I love ALL of your comment

    I guess the reporter are from Indonesia they have put the incorrect currency!

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  • Danial
    JDanial

    11/07/2011

    Business definately effected by Bersih but Billions….That’s just wrong….Ice Cream Selling Billions??…Wow..I am gonna start selling tomorrow~

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  • Phantom Kiddo
    JPhantom Kiddo

    11/07/2011

    Your brain is it ok? 1 day sell RM7 billion ice cream?

    I should stop working and go sell Ice cream too

    Reply
  • mk
    Jmk

    11/07/2011

    NIA sing! i study in Australia so hard for a degree, now only i found out selling ice cream can make RM 30 juta in a week. FARK!

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  • snow
    Jsnow

    11/07/2011

    omg! this is pure bull. Eh! if selling roti & cendol made that much money.We would mind doing it than dragging our sorry asses to go to the office and work like dogs and earn peanuts dude! Seriously, get real. If the Roti & cendol cost that much, who da heck wants to hang out at that mamak.

    Reply
  • lawak
    Jlawak

    11/07/2011

    pemuda gombak ni laman apa ni…himpuna cerita-cerita lucu ke????kalau ye…memang best la..cite lawak ko ni…tapi kalau cerita tentang isu….agak2 la…tulis2 tu bagi la berasas…kreatif tu dah bagus..tapi kreatif tak kena gaya..kreatif mereka cipta cerita atas dari tahap capai sebenar…50 juta jual karipap depan CM???nampak sangat menipu..samaada penyokong kerajaan atau pihak pembangkang..tolongla..nak tulis tu berasas sikit…tolong fikir sebelum tulis..jangan ambil kesempatan atas apa yang berlaku…

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  • anonymous
    Janonymous

    11/07/2011

    Maybe they confused between Rupiah and RM .. Geez, they are even richer than Uncle Lim by just selling Chendol and Ice Cream!

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  • jeffrey
    Jjeffrey

    11/07/2011

    lol … this is definitely the joke of the year.

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  • Niama Hai
    JNiama Hai

    11/07/2011

    U crazy ah?? Sell ice cream can earn so much…. This world no more poor ppl lo…. Uncle auntie don simply say the amount la… Just to attack “BERSIH”..Use ur brain to think before u write and not using ur vagina/dick to think pls.. o0o

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  • afat
    Jafat

    11/07/2011

    hahaha….bagus pnya statemnt….sy xblh la nk berkias2 mcm ni….tp bgus jg lawak dn rakyat blh la fikir….
    apa yg di keluarkan BN dn najib agar rkyat marah…tgk la nti smpai bila najib blh mnipu…

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  • strom
    Jstrom

    11/07/2011

    i can’t believe such a nonsense news out in public. If “they” wanna make up a story then please make one that will be logically accepted by human, such a nonsense can only been accepted by animal that can’t think of all

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  • David
    JDavid

    11/07/2011

    Even hagen-daz or baskin robin in Malaysia also cnt get RM7m profit per day n u say u cn? =.= What the ****

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  • fvcku
    Jfvcku

    11/07/2011

    7 mil my ass! LOL u make yourself like an idiot LOL

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  • JK
    JJK

    11/07/2011

    Wah! Then they really cham cz they can’t even go holiday and hv to do the biz for life. Cz close 1 day will lose so many millions! No wonder they still sell Ice cream n cendol else they stop they no longer millionaire. No wonder not many ppl sell Ice cream or cendol like them cz if they sick n to close one day they lose so much money! Who will take risk n do such biz?

    Dun think we not being educated and cheat us like that!

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  • Bersih Supporter
    JBersih Supporter

    11/07/2011

    Those who called themselves educated.. i feel sorry for you guys… hahahaha.. This is only a joke.. please chill out… oh mannnnn….

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  • Ivan
    JIvan

    11/07/2011

    Transformers 3 : Dark Side of the moon worldwide ticket sales is estimated US$645,000,000 over 12 days. Michele Bay also might as well. sell Ice Cream, Karipap, and Roti Canai

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  • It is a bloody parody
    JIt is a bloody parody

    11/07/2011

    Had to re-read the comments above to check if they are not, in turn, parodies themselves. LOL!!

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  • wiliam
    Jwiliam

    11/07/2011

    Not funny, it is a face book games only, he loss 7 juta, I loss 70 juta. Ha Ha ha !

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  • sor chai
    Jsor chai

    11/07/2011

    No Roti Bom?

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  • Anon
    JAnon

    11/07/2011

    this is just a parody…. WTF people!!! Y Can’t U get it???

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  • kenny
    Jkenny

    11/07/2011

    this is sarcasm. not parody.
    and it’s hilarious!!

    ini sindiran. bukan parodi.
    memang lucu!!

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  • Kuru
    JKuru

    11/07/2011

    Oh man this is damn ridiculous daily sales of ice cream 7 millions! If really 7 millions I he and she no longer there under the sun!!! Would be enjoying with Paris hilton!!!

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  • KIK
    JKIK

    11/07/2011

    Mak Cik Ros = Rosmah
    En. Din Yasin = Muhyiddin Yassin
    Pak Jib = Najib

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  • sajeje
    Jsajeje

    11/07/2011

    hahahahaha…
    da sume org nk jual karipap…sape yg nak beli ni….

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  • peniaga rugi
    Jpeniaga rugi

    11/07/2011

    mungkin penulis perlu letak “tangan didada dan pandang keatas” baru semua org boleh faham kot? hahahahahahaha

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  • Joker
    JJoker

    11/07/2011

    I think the person who wrote this purposely to laugh at the tourism minister. If selling those stuff making so much money, everybody resign and sell ice cream or roti canai lo

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  • Jindol
    JJindol

    11/07/2011

    I came…..and I laughed..
    Lawak sungguh entri ini…

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  • awg1031
    Jawg1031

    11/07/2011

    aku suka sebab artikel ni mg lawak..

    tapi aku lagi suka sebab ada yg baca tajuk jek pastu buat2 pandai komen..

    tapi aku paling suka bila orang baca, tapi xpaham dan komen pasal math la, ekonomi la…memang bodoh tahap apetah geng2 ni

    haahahahaha

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  • Anti Goverment
    JAnti Goverment

    11/07/2011

    if wan to tipu aso put a right figure la…put earn RM 7 billion everyday for ice cream seller,RM 40 billion for karipap seller & RM 37 juta sehari for cendol…
    then they average how many bowl of cendol that his sell everyday? really stupid la those person…then i wan to interview nearby my house cendol seller there n ask that is that will earn bout juta in 1 day~

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  • funny
    Jfunny

    11/07/2011

    Oic…mayb put out to news paper la, see who will believe it. really so funny. Makci